About Our Rating System

No, our rating system is not comprised of complex code– we save that for our spies, who are infiltrating human society as we speak, or rather, write. Our rating simple is actually quite simple, so as to allow your minds to comprehend our reviews.

5 stars: I LOVED THIS BOOK MORE THAN I CAN PUT INTO WORDS!

4 stars: Really good! Might have been a few minor things that kept it from 5 stars, but still a great read!

3 stars: Didn’t love, but didn’t hate. Not anything about the book that really stands out.

2 stars: Did not like this book.

1 star: HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS LITERATURE?!